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true story from 2011

every few months terves find this comic and trip over themselves to tell me ACTUALLY I’m a man who married a woman and that’s what the church wants and I’m can’t help but be like hohohoho that’s JUST what Pope Benedict XVI thought and you saw how he got played 😜

OH or also they’ll be like “a real woman wouldn’t tell the pope ‘suck my cock’!!!” like it isn’t hilarious when a cis woman tells someone to suck her cock. Like it isn’t the best joke ever. Come on.

anyway Hey listen I’m just an old balding trans lesbian living my best life with the woman I love. I’m beautiful and right about everything and you can go be mad about it behind the block I put on you ok? Stay losing ok?

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the-haiku-bot:

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🐥✨ What do I want in life?

☕️ ko-fi.com/pseudonymjones

A disclaimer: actually trans experiences differ greatly and not all trans women truly want rockin’ cans. A simple fact.

And some trans women don’t like knives — some prefer swords, or even blunt weaponry.

All trans women want to see capitalism ended, however

All trans women want

to see capitalism

ended, however

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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“huh? what? I didn’t hear anything just now.”

Just felt compelled to draw Spamton today. There’s a bonus guy on the sketch layer:

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    • #spamton
    • #deltarune
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I can’t stop drawing Stephiroth

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Q:

barthello IS a dog name

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Yeah I don’t like to brag but being good at naming is a talent I’ve had since birth

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i love you platonically

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The people who really love me don’t have to tell me anonymously

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Q:

waffles or pancakes

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I got married so I don’t have to choose.

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got distracted and drew Steph with more of a salamander face

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The first page of a minicomic I am working on, about a day in Stephiroth’s amazing life. Her sleepy boyfriends are Donnie (mouse) and Barthello (dog).

    • #the fanlee and spätzle super show
    • #stephiroth
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pseudonymjones:

lol people keep trying to blaze my post about hating tumblr live. I know this because every few hours I get a “your post’s blaze campaign has been rejected” email, and it’s still funny enough to not be annoying.

update: omg someone actually managed to blaze it let’s go

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this is Sid Wright, starting your day off right.

    • #the silt verses
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a king is drowning in piss. can you match 3 hard enough to save his wretched live

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lol people keep trying to blaze my post about hating tumblr live. I know this because every few hours I get a “your post’s blaze campaign has been rejected” email, and it’s still funny enough to not be annoying.

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Here are some utterly contextless images from Number Masters development

    • #number masters go!
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my baby is becoming more human. Here are some of her actions.

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Hello! My name is Pseudonym Jones and I like drawing things that are cute and ugly.I typically only post finished art here, so if you'd like to see more/more frequent updates, look me up on twitter/IG @pseudonymjones

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